The next three weeks seem to fly by in a flurry of emails, IMs, dirty pictures, school events and lots of sex.

We’ve started wooing a unicorn who looks like she may have some potential. She won’t send us pics, which makes me nervous, but she’s bi, she’s single, she’s into us and we’ve charmed her enough via IM that she is interested in playing or at least meeting for a drink.

Or she’s a man posing as a girl so he can collect some pics of my wife.

We’ve been chatting and trading emails with several couples, none of which seem to appeal to either of us.

We also are being pestered by a guy who says he is married, refuses to send face pics (only dirty ones) and really wants to meet us for a drink. We have chatted several times with him and finally trade some pics, but still no faces. We are getting frustrated. They say they can’t show pics because of their jobs.

We chat repeatedly with this guy about it – he is adamant about the face pics. But he really wants us to meet them for a drink. He’s persistent, that’s for sure. We finally break and say, “Why not?”

I explain the plan to Jane: “If they are hideous or it’s a single guy posing as a couple, we’re outta there. And if they are for real and we don’t like them, we can just tell them we have other plans and then head out to the club.”

So, we finally cave in and agree to meet our first couple.

Next: A Perfect Storm