October 2007

The Long, Boring, Sexless Weekend.

Attention: There is no sex in this post. No graphic depictions of hot, sweaty, naked bodies rolling around together or anything. Nothing like that at all. Carry on.
Then we head out of town to spend the long weekend with Jane’s family at a state park, as we do every year. She [...]

Drama!

The following Tuesday, Jane takes our daughter to cheerleading practice. There is a group of mom’s that she hangs out with because our daughters all do the same activities and generally get along. I call them the MILF Squad. They are all four very sexy, thirty-something cougars who always end up [...]

Clubbin’

We are preparing to go to the club on Saturday afternoon. Jane got a Brazilian wax on Friday and I prepare for my shameless display of public nudity by getting out the ol’ beard trimmer and cleaning up some trouble spots (nose, ears, etc) and thinning out my chest and armpit hair.
Jane [...]

“Buy me some sexy underwear”

After seven years of marriage, my underwear collection has steadily gotten more and more conservative. It’s not about sexy anymore, it’s about comfort. I stopped wearing tighty whities in high school, went through a period of some sexier stuff in college and have been wearing boxer shorts ever since.
Unfortunately, Jane’s taste [...]

Fresh Meat

After copiously researching everything I could get my hands on, I had some bad news for Jane: Single bisexual females are so hard to find that they are referred to as “unicorns” in the swinger community.
Because everyone wants a unicorn and they are very, very rare.
A quick glance over the mw4w Casual Encounters on Craigslist [...]